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Tour Oregon
Postcard 7: Deliverence
Have you seen Deliverance? We had no idea there was such a
thing as Mountain People. Our road trip mapping software kept
steering us clear of the narrow mountain roads I wanted to traverse.
I should have received the sign.
Our journeys took us from Diamond Lake, where we last reported,
north along the Cascade Lakes Highway, where we wrapped around
Mt. Bachelor and skipped through Bend. Then we continued north,
to Camp Sherman, near the headwaters of the Metolios River -
a mountain spring that spews forth 40,000 gallons of 48-degree
mountain spring water from underneath a patch of moss. At one
point, you could see a half-dozen peaks in the Cascade Mountains
lined up as if a photographic wall mural.
In Camp Sherman, we stayed at the Metolios River Lodges, in
their cabin called Dragonfly. It sat on the edge of the river,
literally, with the Metolios wrapping around the corner of the
cabin. The deck off the back hung over the bank of the river,
and the bed was no more than five feet from river's edge.
The next morning, we were up and on the road early. We had
an early lunch in Detroit, Oregon, on the Detroit Lake, then
headed north on a mountain road running through the Willamette
National Forest. From the WNF, we moved into the Mt. Hood National
Forest, where we met up with the Clackamas River, following it
downstream to Estacada, where Mom and Dad live at Llama Rama
Vista, a llama ranch overlooking Mt. Hood.
Have you seen Deliverance? Sure
we saw some amazingly beautiful country. But we traveled one-lane
mountain roads, gravel roads wedged into mountains on cliffs,
and roads signed with "Commercial Traffic Monitors C.B.
Channel 13." We were in the middle of nowhere, with nowhere
to go.
We saw signs 40 miles from Estacada that said, "Estacada
is the nearest telephone service, nearest medical help available."
Comforting to know, if you needed LifeFlight, you couldn't even
contact LifeFlight. We'd drive for 20 minutes before encountering
another vehicle. Campsites we'd pull into would be deserted,
the only evidence that someone had visited recently - fresh toilet
paper in the outhouses.
My favorite sign was on a gravel road, about ten miles from
the highway less traveled. It warned, of all things, "Congestion."
Not far from Mt. Hood, we stumbled across Baggby Hot Springs.
After not seeing a another person for hours, we encountered a
gaggle of oriental men, with towels wrapped around their waists,
having just come from the woods. We decided to take the mile-and-quarter
hike into the woods, just to check it out, and what we saw was
astonishing: at least forty people running around half-naked.
Children with hair halfway down their backs. Men with facial
hair that had not be trimmed, in like forever. A man with a naked
women tattooed on his arm asked if this was our first time at
the springs. He explained the water comes out of the mountain
at 148 degrees, and you add cold water to your tub (A carved-out
tree trunk) to cool it to a temperature you like. And, he advised
strongly that we don't come after dark: "There are all kinds
of people running around naked doing whatever." He asked
if we were getting in. "Oh, no," we said. "We
didn't come prepared." In more ways than one.
Have you seen Deliverance? One night, we finished the evening
at the Eagle Creek Inn, or the E.C.I., as the locals refer to
the drinking establishment. It's the type of place adorned by
NASCAR car hoods. When we walked in, everything stopped for a
moment. You could hear the silk flowers set on the tables move.
We ponied up to the bar, and ordered a drink, which was enough
to take the E.C.I. off pause. "You're not from around here,"
the gentleman next to us said. He had his hair rolled up into
four buns. "You don't have that inbred look."
Late on Saturday, we pulled into one campsite looking for
a rest stop, and came across a troop of men, dressed down in
their camouflage, complete with face paint, holding bows and
arrows. These are Mountain Men we have never seen before, and
certainly, they had never seen the urban gay male before. I didn't
dare shoot a picture, lest they shoot back. Their stares pierced
us like arrows, conjuring up that feeling in the pit of your
stomach that says, "Run like hell." After all, we were
not too far from the part of the country where locals burned
the house of two lesbians, just because they were lesbians. The
only other time I've experienced that feeling was when I unknowingly
walked into a battle between rival gangs on the streets of Chicago.
We are now back home in Atlanta, safe and sound. I hear the
freeway in the distance. The neighbor's dog is barking. A motorcycle
revs in the distance. And there is a yelling match in the homeless
camp on roof of the Cingular building just three lots away. We
have received deliverance.
9/06/02
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