Writing

Weblogs

• Awful Waffle - A journal of all the times we eat at the Waffle House.
• Balancing Boyfriends - Tim's on-line journal.
• Big Gay Wedding - A journal of making plans for our Union Ceremony in Vermont.
• Dispatches of the Emergency Queer Reserve - Social Crisis? Who you gonna call?

Various Essays

• Bombing at Centennial Olympic Park Creates Holiday Disaster - Michael Bolton bombs at a Christmas Concert.
• A Brady Tribute - The Brady Bunch had an impact on a generation. This is a tribute to the nation's only functional family.
• Breath, Baby. Breath. - Breathing normal and the gym don't go together very well.
• Rotisserie Chicken - Take this chicken for a ride!
• Elfin Magic - Becoming a troll magnet.
• The Porch at Flamingo Grove is Now Open - The trials and tribulations of making the gardens at Barnes Place appear effortless.
• Something More Annoying Than The Gym - The motivating factor for working out.
• Battle of The Hokey Pokey - Tim and Tony are inducted into the world of SEC Football.
• Tim's Literary Resume - A brief description of Tim's writing experience.
• Striking Luck at the Lucky Horseshoe - A buck will buy you a little bit more in Chicago than Atlanta.
• Making a Name on Halstead - A tale behind a nickname.
• Joining the Police Force - Tim sets out for the Citizen's Police Academy.
• Salad Bowl - Tim takes a stab at poetry, comparing love and lust to a Tupperware salad bowl.
• Savage Inspiration - Tim meets his favorite author and manages to put his foot in his mouth.
• There Is More To Smog Than You Think - A look at the unexpected side effects of smog.
• You Torment Me - Another shot at poetry exploring the torment of lust and desire.
• Harmonic Unity on Ponce - The Upper Room is one place where the dreams are larger than life itself.
• Sideburns - Realizing your life is off kilter when you discover your sideburns are no where near even, and you've become the shame of Supercuts.
• Swapping Tab-Delimitated Recipes with the Geek Neighbors - My neighborhood is just a little different.
• The New World of Terror - In today's world, we live under the constant fear of bad customer service.
• Suck The Culture Right Out of Society - Madonna Vs. the Ballet.
• Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - The Boys go to the Cher Concert
• Hair Raising Crisis - Trying to get my hair cut before my 10-year College Reunion.
• Keeping Santa Sane - Thoughts on coordinating Santa Arrivals around the country

Photography

Still Photography

• Portfolio Sample - Updated regularly.
• Wedding in the Adirondack Mountains - June 2001
• Atlanta Pride - June 2001
• Hat Party in the Heat of July - July 2001
• Muck About Swamp Tour - September 2001
• Parliament Ho - September 2001
• Sweet Water Creek - October 2001
• Hall/Sarrett Wedding - October 14, 2001
• January Snow Storm - January 3, 2002
• Essence of Country - April 5, 2002
• Essence of Cabana Club - April 6, 2002
• Essence of Community - April 7, 2002
• Me and Tammy Faye - April 21, 2002
• Viva Vegas - The Strip - April 2002
• Viva Vegas - Downtown - April 2002
• Viva Vegas - The Wedding - April 2002
• Alphabet Soup - June 15, 2002
• Mr. Beautiful Thing - August 19, 2002
• Oregon - September 2002
• A Weekend in Southern California - September 2002
• Bjorn Again - Tony's 36th Birthday - November 2, 2002

Video Work

• Dance Floor Murder - Shopping Mall Marketing Managers tear up the dance floor in Vegas.
• There Was A Clogging - A Clogging Festival in Blue Ridge, Georgia. We were there.
• Hot June Night - Hot August Night, a Neil Diamond Tribute Band. We were there.
• Harry Potter Release - The midnight release of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. We were there.
• Habitat for Humanity - An afternoon helping Habitat for Humanity.
• Rockford Wedding - Kelly and Amy get married. We were there.
• Super Walmart Comes to Ellijay - Walmart opens. We were there.
• Peachtree Blossom Cluster - The dogs come to Perry, Georgia. We were there.
• Support Sprague - Sean Sprague runs for Possom Queen.
• Possom Queen Thanks - Sprague is crowned Possom Queen.

Genealogy

• Tim's Family History
• Tony's Family History