Dispatches of the Emergency Queer Reserve

Tuesday, May 17       ( 4:00 PM ) Striker   Comments from a night at the Corner Pocket Assorted thoughts on the strippers: "I think that I'll call him 'Thunderthighs' because he says that he used to be fat and that is why his thighs are so big." "His penis smells." "Yes but the midget-stripper is also the boss-stripper." "No, that grope wasn't worth a second dollar bill." "Look, if you squeeze and move his ass cheeks like this...it is like a puppet face." #

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