Dispatches of the Emergency Queer Reserve

Sunday, December 5       ( 7:07 PM ) Timothy State   Loss of Glamour (L.O.G.) Report Location: Sidetracks Time: 0105 Hours Spotted at Sidetracks last night: an extremely intoxicated man walking around hitting on everyone. Every person he went for would grab the person next to them. “Here’s my boyfriend. I have a boyfriend.” When he reached for a friend’s beer, I grabbed it from his hands. “Whoa, that’s not your beer. Your beer is over there,” I said pointing to the cocktail shelf along the sidewall. He wondered off in that direction. He scanned the shelf for abandoned or unsupervised cocktails. After finding one, he’d pick up the random bottle, placing his lips around the opening and throw his head back, finishing them off. #

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