Dispatches of the Emergency Queer Reserve

Sunday, November 21       ( 10:20 PM ) Timothy State   Slather Them in Semen I crashed at a friend's place Friday night. We were laying in bed, the vodka snores setting in. Glasses on his face, TV remote in his hand. I'm just about asleep when he blurts out: "Slather them in semen!" "What?" I say. "Slather them in semen!" "Slather them in semen?" "Yes! Slather them in semen." "Are you asleep?" I ask. "Yes." The next morning, he denies ever having the conversation. He says it's not beyond him to talk in his sleep, and if I asked him if he was asleep he sees that he would respond yes. And maybe he'd yell something about "semen," but he insists he certainly wouldn't use the world "slather." #

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