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Abba at Ravinia

Abba at Ravinia, originally uploaded by Timothy State.

Me, being strong-armed from the stage after bum-rushing it during the encoure performance of Dancing Queen. Winnetka Housewives hailed me as a hero.

"You pull this off again, and you'll be arrested," the hot usher said.

"Really? Then how did the girls get on the stage?" I asked.

"They were invited."

"It was not made clear to me that I was uninvited," I said.