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    Friday, July 08, 2005

    Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

    Genius!

    2 Comments:

    At 8:24 PM, Blogger doro said...

    Dear Boyfriend,

    I love this. Thank you.

    I am a psychiatrist working on an acute inpatient unit at a state facility. Several days ago, a very psychotic man came towards me rather oddly repeating "Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise..." over and over again, making a beeline for me as I scooted behind the plexiglass to safety. Guess he was off his vitamins and exercise regimen.

    In the immediate moment I thought he mistook me for Mr. Cruise--we do have the same coloring and hair though I am female-- but then I remembered Top Gun's spat with Brooke.

    Please post more jokes; I need them!

    All the best,
    Doro (Grayson's childhood friend and cousin)

     
    At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Although Tom Cruise dropped out of high school, he knows that studying history is the best way to understand biology and chemistry.

     

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