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Lee on Cloggers

"Heifers on Hard Shoes, they ought to call it."

In The Ellijay Newspaper

The valedictorian of the Gilmer High School is Constance Southern, and
the salutatorian is Alex Berry.

"Suspected methamphetamine lab found in eastern Gilmer County."
"According to DTF (Drug Task Force) Commander W.L. Panter, a Gilmer
County deputy responded to a domestic call with a DTF agent along as a
backup. As a search ensued around a chicken house for those involved
in the domestic dispute, the DTF agent noticed objects associated with
methamphetamine labs. The DTF agent and the deputy secured the scene
and waited for a search warrant before beginning a search of the
property."

Kitchen Skills

Tim: "Where did you get all the blueberries?"

Tony: "I threw them away because they were rotten."

Tim: "What?"

Tony: "You asked me what I did with the blueberries and I threw them away - they would be rotten by now."

Tim: "What's that container on the counter, then?"

Tony: "Dakota's dog food."

Tim: "Oh. They sort of look like blueberries."