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Mark the Date

Order this great calendar today! Order one for your mama. Everyone deserves this hanging on their wall. Gorgeous photography for the entire year.

The Problems With Porn These Days

Legitimate Gripes.

Absolutely Hysterical

US thought Nazi salute was stolen from cheerleaders

Pussy Party

Oh. My. God. I thought My Wet Pussy Journal was about cats who get wet. Can the lines of taste be pushed any more? It's not even well-written. This woman’s descriptors have the sophistication of a schoolgirl. But then, she’s probably playing out a schoolgirl fantasy as she writes. If you’re looking for the erotic, don’t go here. But, if you want to read the writing on the wall of a skanky public restroom, you’ve found it. What this girl needs, more than a pounding from a huge cock, is a gay friend to say, "Missy Pussy Poo, classy it up."

Overshares

Have you ever been on the porch sipping a cocktail, when someone reveals they have this fantasy about leather and domination, and voyeurism, and you grimace acknowledging the over-share. But then he looks at you wantingly, and you feel violated?

All-Girl

I have arrived, when I have a consummate straight male looking after my needs--cooking for me, entertaining me, and freshening my cocktail glass. I can think of nothing more that says more clearly that I am all-girl.