Suburban Nature

Mission: Birthday Party in Wheeling, one of Chicago's Stepford-like northwest suburbs.

The birthday gal found a gigantic snapping turtle roaming about while spiffing up the backyard. She rescued the bugger. Feeling the guilt of making him the party freak show and no turtle Amber Alerts, he was released back into the wild.

The Chair Says it All

Cocktails on the High Seas

Enjoying a vodka cranberry on the Odessey Cruise.

George's Family Restaurant

Artery Clogging Feast

Smile, God Loves You!

Pie-tacular!

Robotic Movie Review

In a monotone robotic voice: "The new Indiana Jones movie is fantastic. It is the best yet. The action is amazing. Steven Spielberg has outdone himself. It is better than Cats. I want to see it over and over again." - Tony Dornacher, Robotic Movie Reviewer

Break out the Fry Daddy

I'm a new convert to the joy of fried pickles. Heaven wrapped in a tasty batter and fried to crispy perfection.